The sad life.

Admin Joined : 15 Aug 2008 Posts : 59

It was a dreary day in TehAvenger's calm, green backyard. He was looking up in the morning sky, eyes-half closed. Unknown to TehAvenger, a Panda and a Donkey were walking nearby.

"Hey, Donkey..." the Panda said
"What..?" Donkey replied
"I'm bored..."
"Well," Donkey became irritated at Panda's answer "I AM TOO!"

The Panda was unaffected by this and looked around. Suddenly, the Banda blurted

"Hey! Donkey! Look over there!"
"What is it this time..?" Donkey asked irritatedly
"It's one of them... Young, tight thangs!" Panda pointed out.

Donkey, was so bored that he complied with Panda and just played along. Donkey looked to where Panda was pointing and he saw TehAvenger.

"Holy shit..." Donkey was surprised "Now there's something to do..."
"Damn straight, Donkey!" Panda was so excited.

Meanwhile, back at TehAvenger's backyard, TehAvenger was dreaming of him flying on pink, curly trees with the trunk and branches still on, high up in the sky. Just then, he began to feel warmer and warmer. He saw a Giant Pedobear in front of his tree and he said "You're making me hot..."

Back in the real world, Panda and Donkey had just arrived at TehAvenger's backyard and were closing in on him in a horny fashion. Their fur and hair had radiated warmth around his body. When they heard TehAvenger say the words:
You're making me hot..."
They knew HE WAS ASKING FOR IT.

The Panda was first. Giggling, he put his large, erect and oversized member in TehAvenger's hand. TehAvenger grasped it, thinking it was a hotdog in his dream.
The Panda was now full of excitation! He looked at TehAvenger's crotch and put his hands around it, making TehAvenger have a nocturnal emission.

When TehAvenger came, he woke up only to find a Panda right next to him.
"AAAAAAH!!!" He screamed "What the fu-?" before he could finish, TehAvenger looked at his pants in surprise and saw that it was wet and moist. The Panda took TehAvenger's pants and ripped it off him while he was screaming. Donkey began to masturbate at Panda's act of RAEP even though he has hooves. TehAvenger was lying on his back with the Panda below him.

"HAHAHAHAH!!!" Panda laughed so hard "You're a fiesty, little bitch are you?"

TehAvenger tried to fight but to no avail. He saw the Panda's giant dick dripping with pre-cum. The Panda panted so hard and started to put it's finger in his ass. TehAvenger suddenly gave a squee of pleasure, TehAvenger's undersized penis also hardened and the Panda noticed it.

"You liked that?" The Panda asked putting his finger out of his ass and aiming his gigantic cock at him "Well then, say hello to my little friend!"

TehAvenger's eyes grew bigger as if to accommodate the Panda's member. He struggled very hard to get away from his grasp but to no avail. The Panda penetrated TehAvenger's asshole with one clean thrust. The penetration was so deep, that the far end of TehAvenger's colon was touching against the tip of Panda's dick.

Donkey couldn't take it anymore. He stood up, went close and squeezed his dick in front of TehAvenger, causing him to cum.

"Aaaaaaaaaah..!" The Donkey came with satisfaction
"AH! Gross!" TehAvenger closed his eyes

Panda had started to fuck TehAvenger, then he accelerated quickly that his ass began to bleed blood.
Donkey had an evil grin in his face and looked at him. TehAvenger was afraid. Just then, Donkey put his ass over TehAvenger's face and ordered:"LICK IT!"
TehAvenger couldn't stand the smell of Donkey shit on it's ass.

"Huh? Not licking eh?" Donkey began to groan "Hrmph... Well, this might make you get used to the smell HRMPPPPHHH!!!'

A burst of feces came from Donkey's ass and unto TehAvenger's face. The crap was so bad, visible steam came from it. TehAvenger couldn't breath. He had to lick Donkey's ass. While licking, Donkey released another load unto his face! This time, TehAvenger enjoyed it. Panda's fucking was getting faster and faster.

"Ah! Aaaah! Aaaaah!" TehAvenger moaned in pleasure.

Donkey couldn't take it, he stuck his dick into TehAvenger's shit-filled mouth and began fucking it.

Inside, TehAvenger made his tongue useful for Donkey.

Then, in a minute, they all came and flooded TehAvenger with so much cum that half of the blood was replaced by sperm. He almost drowned at the flooding and lied on the grass, covered with white cream. Just then, he notice his ass bleeding with cum dripping from it. It was horrible. His eyes started to bleed too. And, to finish it off, the Panda and the Donkey cut of his undersized penis and they began to lick it. Moments later, TehAvenger died due to trauma, blood-loss, ripped guts and cutting of undersized penis.

"That was a great idea, Panda!" Donkey was grateful "That was the best I ever had! Oh God! More!"
"I couldn't say it better myself!" Panda took TehAvenger's cum-filled corpse and got it stuffed where it would their sextoy, forever.

THE END.